Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
