I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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