Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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