that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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