I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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