remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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