Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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