Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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