Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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