i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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