God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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