Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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