There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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