i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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