are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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