BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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