The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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