If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.