Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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