Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina