Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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