p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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