I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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