help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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