He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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