My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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