This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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