oh god the rape fog is back!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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