I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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