We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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