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I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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