Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I am available for nakedness
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
