her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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