I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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