PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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