im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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