Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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