I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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