Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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