My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
