she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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