i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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