I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
wanna go halves on a baby?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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