"it" just moved
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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