What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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