you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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