Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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