Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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