I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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