would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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