Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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