When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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