Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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