im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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