There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Drunk is not a location!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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