Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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