maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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