yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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